I am feeling miserable, my career has been destroyed by Arsenal
football club, and I feel so useless in this world, am actually
useless now. I am a professional cleaner, I have worked for Manchester
United, Barcelona and Chelsea FC incleaning trophy rooms, and I am the
only specie in the world to have a B.sc in Cleaning.
I got a job at Arsenal to clean up their trophy room and I was very
excited about the prospect but what I thought would be an adventure
became sorrow.
On a cold night at emirates, my first day of work, I stepped into the
trophy room buzzing with excitement, but in one second of getting in I
passed out I still don't know what happened but my colleagues tell
me that it must have beenthe dust of the empty trophy room. I am very
sad, I saw my fore fathers smiling at me telling me to come join them.
I have never been more frightened in my life since the day I got raped
by some girls.
I want to sue Arsenal FC, Am asthmatic and thedoctors say the dust in
Arsenal trophy room hasfurther shortened my life span. Am about to
die.Please help me.
Yours Truly,
Patriotic Professional Cleaner
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